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Sunday, July 02, 2006
Ransom!
So this weekend Amos, Kaylin, Tim and I decided to go down to Lake Geneva Family Camp to visit Pastor Chuck and Steph, and generally have fun on our random road trip. We are staying at Amos' sisters house here in Alex. Our days consist of staying up really late doing crazy ffuts and sleeping in really late. We wake up, sit around for awhile and then spend the rest of the day at Camp.
Last night we were up pretty late and things got really kinda random. Amos fell asleep at about 3:30 or 4:00. Tim, K, and I then proceeded to plan an elaborate kidnapping of A's guitar. We emailed a ransom note to A and also put a note in his guitar case telling him to Check his email at exactly 1:26 pm, complete with drug dealing stick figures. There were also pictures of K eating and Smashing the guitar.
Now Amos was asleep during all of this and since we were in the same room as him we used the word pad on Tim's laptop to communicate. The following is just some of the craziness from last night:
" you guys work on a ransom note, I am puting it in thte trunk... You know what I mean despite the spelling...> JORKS
ummm ich wiesst nicht.
i put it under the sofa up stairs... I decided that putting it in the car for the night could damage it. I hope I didn't scratch it putting it under their. He won't be able to see it unless he is looking, I hope. Perhaps we should move the case just in case he would see it when bending down to pick up the case. ?
k...where was it when u found it? middle of the living room, right next to the sofa, in the case. So, if we could move it within reason it would be good. However, being as though we are going go to leave a note, does it matter where the case is? I vote we make the note out of newspaper headdings?
yeah...we could move it into the room we're in. case? k where r we getting the newspaper? and r we leaving the note in the case?
are we happy with this? What is going on? What is that? Don't stab her, it isn't worth it! OH NOES ITS THE 5-0! JORKS
are we satisfied?
yeah...we were thinking we sould leave a note in his case too. telling him to check his email. k... we should tell him he has to check it at some ridicouls time though, so as to make it funnier. Like... Idk... what time will we likely be up tomorrow? If he gets up before us it won't be funny... 1:26 This is the number of the counting? sie
moo
anywhoo... Time for bed yet?
Wait, we still need to write that other note. well isn't this comfy. I vote we write it on your arm and leave it in the case... a how b out ur face.mmmkay... I can deal with that. Do I get a phone call first? JORK.
nein Neener!!!
sorry, you can't be smart enough nothing! Ok... Sweet
Sweat. Swede. Swoosh! SWHOOOT...
k that's enough of u. so what should we say in this other note friends? we shoud make it like one of those drug commercials. DO you know where you guitar is? What else do they say in those. Plus, would amos get that? Mabyah? hahah. Good point! This is what he gets for sleeping. Sleep is for thween err... something. nevermind.
Do you know where your girl is? Do you know what she is eating? Do you know the kids that she hangs out with? Because if you don't talk to her about pot, they will! And they won't tell her it is bad! THEY WILL MAKE HER TAKE DRUGZ! WITH A Z! If you don't want your girl to end like the rest of the stoned out losers, you had best be off to your handy dandy email for more helpful information as provided by our helpy helperton newsletter! But be sure not to check it before 1:26 in the Pm! Mmmmm kay? Beee yeam! (I am Ari)
Now for the stick figures!
FINE he is just too cute when sleepy! Keep it under control! don't hit me! i'll do what i gosh darn well please.
I thought you kept saying BAM Beeyeam! wow... have you ever used a pen before, for anything other than stabbing people? JORK! Don't eat it, it isn't organic! that is toxic!
Good? Moore? Less?
I vote for stick figures too! Doing drugz! ???yeah k we also need to tell him to check the email"
If you want me to send you the email ransom note please comment and tell me!!
Last night we were up pretty late and things got really kinda random. Amos fell asleep at about 3:30 or 4:00. Tim, K, and I then proceeded to plan an elaborate kidnapping of A's guitar. We emailed a ransom note to A and also put a note in his guitar case telling him to Check his email at exactly 1:26 pm, complete with drug dealing stick figures. There were also pictures of K eating and Smashing the guitar.
Now Amos was asleep during all of this and since we were in the same room as him we used the word pad on Tim's laptop to communicate. The following is just some of the craziness from last night:
" you guys work on a ransom note, I am puting it in thte trunk... You know what I mean despite the spelling...> JORKS
ummm ich wiesst nicht.
i put it under the sofa up stairs... I decided that putting it in the car for the night could damage it. I hope I didn't scratch it putting it under their. He won't be able to see it unless he is looking, I hope. Perhaps we should move the case just in case he would see it when bending down to pick up the case. ?
k...where was it when u found it? middle of the living room, right next to the sofa, in the case. So, if we could move it within reason it would be good. However, being as though we are going go to leave a note, does it matter where the case is? I vote we make the note out of newspaper headdings?
yeah...we could move it into the room we're in. case? k where r we getting the newspaper? and r we leaving the note in the case?
are we happy with this? What is going on? What is that? Don't stab her, it isn't worth it! OH NOES ITS THE 5-0! JORKS
are we satisfied?
yeah...we were thinking we sould leave a note in his case too. telling him to check his email. k... we should tell him he has to check it at some ridicouls time though, so as to make it funnier. Like... Idk... what time will we likely be up tomorrow? If he gets up before us it won't be funny... 1:26 This is the number of the counting? sie
moo
anywhoo... Time for bed yet?
Wait, we still need to write that other note. well isn't this comfy. I vote we write it on your arm and leave it in the case... a how b out ur face.mmmkay... I can deal with that. Do I get a phone call first? JORK.
nein Neener!!!
sorry, you can't be smart enough nothing! Ok... Sweet
Sweat. Swede. Swoosh! SWHOOOT...
k that's enough of u. so what should we say in this other note friends? we shoud make it like one of those drug commercials. DO you know where you guitar is? What else do they say in those. Plus, would amos get that? Mabyah? hahah. Good point! This is what he gets for sleeping. Sleep is for thween err... something. nevermind.
Do you know where your girl is? Do you know what she is eating? Do you know the kids that she hangs out with? Because if you don't talk to her about pot, they will! And they won't tell her it is bad! THEY WILL MAKE HER TAKE DRUGZ! WITH A Z! If you don't want your girl to end like the rest of the stoned out losers, you had best be off to your handy dandy email for more helpful information as provided by our helpy helperton newsletter! But be sure not to check it before 1:26 in the Pm! Mmmmm kay? Beee yeam! (I am Ari)
Now for the stick figures!
FINE he is just too cute when sleepy! Keep it under control! don't hit me! i'll do what i gosh darn well please.
I thought you kept saying BAM Beeyeam! wow... have you ever used a pen before, for anything other than stabbing people? JORK! Don't eat it, it isn't organic! that is toxic!
Good? Moore? Less?
I vote for stick figures too! Doing drugz! ???yeah k we also need to tell him to check the email"
If you want me to send you the email ransom note please comment and tell me!!
